[NOTE: This was originally posted in 2018 in English Swill.] 
ENGLISH SWILL
... Wordsmithery at the Bottom of the Barrel by Roy Santonil
"DREAMING OF THE LAST AMNESTY"
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
You would be wrong, and you wouldn't be alone. I know too many people who mistake my efficiency for laziness. Nowadays, I don't care what you think, as long as you didn't SNEAK into my country against the law.
This is not xenophobia.
From American Greatness, I've condensed a written piece by Victor Davis Hanson entitled "Mythologies of Illegal Immigration."
This topic of immigration hits hard because my family and I are DOCUMENTED. If you know me from my Obama-era blog, there is nothing to see here. Move on, unless you are prepared to learn why the "Dream Act" amnesty is just plain wrong. I thought we killed in in 2010, but the damn thing keeps re-spawning like a hydra.
The last big immigration law was the Simpson-Mazolli Bill of 1986. Since then, we've gone from under 3 million to nearly 20 million illegal entries into our country.
What is my immigration dream?
Retweet if you agree. That was a joke. Lighten up.
Keep dreaming, you jerks -- not about your liberal virtue signalling for the lawless hordes, but keep dreaming about a REAL "land of the free" and a REAL "home of the brave."
FOR NOW . . . HAVE SOME MIND-BENDING EXCERPTS ~~
HAVE SOME ENGLISH SWILL:
["... It’s a tiresome ploy by the Democrats, abetted by their allies in the media, using deceptive language to paint a false picture that blurs the distinction between legal and illegal, citizen and foreigner, justice and injustice...."]
["... Enough obfuscation. Here are some of the most pernicious myths of illegal immigration, debunked.... "]
MYTH #1 - The System is “Broken”
["Broken for whom exactly? Not for Mexico and Latin America. Together they garner $50 billion in annual remittances...."]
[... The immigration system is also clearly not broken for the Democratic Party. It has turned California blue. It soon will do the same to Colorado, Nevada, and New Mexico, and someday may flip Arizona and Texas....]
[Open borders have ensured the hiring of industrious workers at cheap wages while passing on the accruing health, educational, legal, and criminal justice costs to the taxpayer. The present system is “working” well enough for this crowd; its possible replacement instead would be defined as “broken.”...."]
[... In sum, the system is working for everyone. It is broken only for the naïfs who worry over the long-term consequences of rendering the law null and void, and of ceding our culture to arriving populations for the most part not yet accustomed to the habits that sustain personal and political freedom..."
MYTH #2 - But the “Dreamers”!
["There are 700,000-800,000 DACA recipients, though no one knows the exact numbers. Nor is there a clear definition of who constitutes the population of the “Dreamers,” other than arriving into the United States illegally as a minor. It is an ossified concept, one frozen in amber, given that the average age of a so-called “Dreamer” around 25. When a Dreamer reaches 40, is he still defined as a Dreamer? Or have his “dreams” already come true?
College graduation and military service are often referenced as DACA talking points. In truth, some studies suggest that just one in 20 dreamers graduated from college. One in a 1,000 has served in the military. So far, about eight times more Dreamers have not graduated from high school than have graduated from college.
Dreamers represent less than 10 percent of all illegal aliens residing in the United States. They are also a fraction of the ignored millions of foreign students from all over the world who seek, often in vain, to study in the United States or are skilled applicants for green cards. Such depressing statistics about DACA might not matter—if supporters of open borders did not always cite incomplete or misleading data."]
MYTH #3 - Weaponizing the Language
[Most of the vocabulary surrounding illegal immigration is both politicized and weaponized—as we have seen with “Dreamers.”]
[Illegal immigration is conflated with legal immigration in order to smear critics with charges of biases against the “other” rather than of simply expressing concerns over legality and sovereignty."...]
[“Sanctuary cities” are not “sanctuaries” in the manner we think of a cathedral in a Victor Hugo novel. They are nullification centers [bold added] where foreign nationals who have broken laws are not subject to full enforcement of immigration laws, due entirely to political considerations."]
[...“Undocumented immigrant” suggests that the problem is a matter of forgetting to bring legal documents, rather than a decision to ignore the need for legal authorization....]
[...“Diversity” is often associated with illegal immigration. In fact, the majority of illegal immigrants come from Latin American and Mexico. They are hardly diverse. Real diversity would be re-calibrating immigration to be legal, meritocratic, and aimed at roughly equal representation from Latin America, Asia, Africa, and Europe—and thus politically unpredictable.]
MYTH #4 - Political Epithets: Racism and Xenophobia
[The cargo of illiberal accusations is likewise constructed, given the United States is the most pro-Latino country in the world, Mexico included. Half of all immigrants, both legal and illegal, come either from Mexico or Latin America—a sort of inverse racism that assumes illegal Spanish-speaking immigrants are intrinsically more deserving of U.S. residence than legal immigration applicants from Uganda, South Korea, or Ukraine....]
[What is also not diverse is Mexico and Latin America....]
[... Strange, too, are the outward theatrics and themes of illegal alien activism—the frequent waving of Mexican flags, the often loud criticism of a generous host country, the usual demands made upon a foreign nation—mysteriously coupled with the overwhelming desire of millions to enter or remain in the supposedly demonic United States. Waving a flag of a country that one does not wish to return to while shunning the flag of a country in which one very much wishes to reside is incoherent....]
MYTH #5 - Is America Great or Not?
[The entire image of the United States has been smeared in most discussions of illegal immigration....]
[... But who are the arbiters of American ethics? Vicente Fox? MS-13 gang-bangers? Those whose first act [emphasis added] in entering America was to break its laws?]
[... Millions are fleeing paradigms that they apparently judged as wanting, either politically, economically, or socially, or all that and more. Why, then, would foreign nationals have ceased romanticizing their new generous hosts upon their arrival and begun idealizing, instead, their rejected birthplace? And if these are their true feelings on the matter, why did they leave?...]
[... [T]here rarely is expressed any formal analysis of why one wishes to enter the United States and leave one’s home country.]
The question is not just mindless American boosterism. In the past, immigrants accepted that they had left Ireland, Italy, or Poland because habits, customs, and government in their home countries were deemed wanting and unworkable, and therefore it was necessary to embrace their antitheses in the United States. It would have made no sense to flee from Italy and expect to live life in America on the premises that an Italian lived in Italy. Immigration, again brutally or not, is a complex two-step hard bargain that succeeds only when one accepts his chosen country—and de facto rejects the collective protocols of his birthplace.
[Why do these mythologies abound? Largely because Americans, the hosts, either cannot anymore even define their own civilization to would-be immigrants, or are so intimidated that they are terrified to even try.]
2025 Update: We're trying now.
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